Designed as a how-to guide for progressive urban parents to more effectively coddle and mold progressive young minds, The Official Parker Handbook is already receiving rave acclaim and early praise from Party members who have read the book prior to publication.
Dr. Anthony Fauci: “There is a misplaced perception about people’s individual right to make a decision that supersedes societal safety, except at Francis Parker School. 💉”
Mayor Lori Lightfoot: “Diversity and inclusion is imperative … This is exactly why I’m being intentional about prioritizing requests from people of color and the #buttplugdean. 🌈”
Ibrahim Kendi: “The life of racism cannot be separated from the life of capitalism … In order to truly be anti-racist, you also have to truly be anti-capitalist. I endorse The Official Parker Handbook for prioritizing dildonomics in their curriculum. 🇨🇳”
Yoel Roth: “Rather than merely trying to absolve themselves of legal responsibility, or worse, trying to drive out teenagers entirely, service providers should instead focus on crafting safety strategies that can accommodate a wide variety of use cases for platforms like Grindr – including, possibly, their role in safely connecting queer young adults participating in extra curricular activities inside Francis Parker. 🍆”