“Student loans are the perfect example of how socialists ruin the economy, then blame capitalism”
- Obama nationalizes student loans. Everyone and their cousin now can take out 250k for gender studies degrees
- They get no jobs. Demand we repay their loans. Say they were lied to. “Predatory!”
- Trump ends loans for degrees that don’t repay
- Socialists lose their mind, demand they keep being able to take out the loans they claim were predatory.