How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Campus Surveillance

Catherine D’Ignazio. Marah Gubar, Tanalís Padilla, Dwai Banerjee and Karrie Karahalios

For this reason, we are writing to let the community know about our new arts initiative: The Initiative to Beautify the AI-capable Surveillance Benevolently Installed by our Administrator Overseers and the MIT Corporation In Collaboration with Big Brother Tech Companies. For a handy acronym, you can refer to our project as the IBAISBIAOMITCORPICBBTC initiative.

The goal of the IBAISBIAOMITCORPICBBTC initiative is to beautify every single AI-capable camera on our campus as an indicator of our support and love for the campus surveillance now bestowed upon us from up high. To beautify the cameras, we are sticking luxurious gems of many colors on each and every camera. You can see a beautified AI-capable surveillance camera in the photo below. The gems are removable in case someone doesn’t like them, but we frankly cannot imagine who might dispute the aesthetic appeal of bedazzled surveillance cameras. The IBAISBIAOMITCORPICBBTC initiative started in August 2026 and will continue for as long as there are naked, AI-capable surveillance cameras waiting for bedazzlement.