When all is said and done, and the final accounting is made of all human ambitions and achievements and follies, and the final historian turns to that strange realm of human endeavor that we call “computing,” that strange enterprise that gradually grew to encompass an unbelievable share of human life and redefine the entire world around its logic: what will that final historian have to say? Probably they will start with the forerunners, with Llull and Babbage and Lovelace; and then turn to the true pioneers, to Turing and Church and Shannon and von Neumann; and then the masters of hardware, Noyce and Kilby, and of software too, Ritchie and Dijkstra; and eventually they will arrive at PageRank, recommendation systems, neural nets, the transformer architecture, and whichever system ended up bootstrapping itself into superintelligence and thus inaugurating an entirely new epoch of history. But somewhere in their chronicle of this grand arc, for at least a few pages, they will have to talk about the electronic spreadsheet.
The electronic spreadsheet. Is there any tool as ubiquitous and yet so unloved? It would not be an exaggeration to say that Microsoft Excel, the product that today defines the spreadsheet category, is the most successful piece of application software ever made, counting about a sixth of humanity among its users and deciding the terms on which trillions of dollars in capital are allocated. And yet you will struggle to find people who love the spreadsheet. You will find people who wax poetic about the beauty and elegance of certain pieces of software—about Linux, or Rust, or particularly fast Python package managers. But you will be hard-pressed to find a true admirer of Excel.