How US News does it’s college rankings

The Onion:

U.S. News & World Report published its influential annual list of the nation’s best colleges earlier this month, with Princeton University topping the 2014 rankings. Here is a behind-the-scenes look at the methods and metrics used by the magazine:

Step 1: Schools are weighed on a scale

Step 2: Researchers calculate each campus’ student-to-student ratio

Step 3: Any college whose colors are maroon and gold is immediately eliminated

Step 4: Analysts aggregate incoming freshmen’s SAT, ACT, and COWFACTS test scores

Step 5: Number of library books probably factors in somewhere around here

Step 6: Quick visit to colleges to see who has “We Love U.S. News & World Report” banners up