“Famed Chicago School to Release “The Official Parker Handbook”

Benjamin Blair:

You have many choices in Chicago for your daughter.

I asked Open AI to help me with answers to your question and also to generate related images (note: these are Open AI’s responses verbatim to the questions asked, except the italics):

Why should I send my child, who uses the pronouns ze/zir/zirself and robs people on the red line train, to the Latin School of Chicago?

You should send your child to the Latin School of Chicago because it offers a supportive, inclusive environment for all students, regardless of their identity. The school’s commitment to diversity and inclusion is evident in its mission statement (not to mention its commitment to anti-bullying and a spoils system for certain administrators), which states that it seeks to cultivate an open and welcoming community for students from a variety of backgrounds and experiences.

Furthermore, the school has a strong community of faculty and students who are dedicated to being an inclusive, safe, and supportive environment for all students. It is possible that the school could provide your child with the additional guidance and support they may need in order to address any issues that may be contributing to their behavior on the Red Line train.