Your guide to understanding education in Illinois [PDF Bingo Cards], via a kind reader’s email, referring to the Madison School District’s proposed Strategic Plan:

You and a friend can now pass the time at a progressivist education seminar with these handy EDUCRAT BINGO cards. Decide your game beforehand, such as simple five-in-a-row for a “brown bag” lunch, all the way to a coverall for an in-service. Cover a square when you hear the matching catch-phrase. Good luck!