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April 25, 2012

The Preschool Race is No Joke

Robert Frank:

WILDLY implausible faux news stories appear each April Fool's Day, some of which are taken seriously. This year's clear winner was the National Public Radio feature about a preschool's new requirement that all applicants submit DNA profiles.

As the segment begins, the host Guy Raz is greeted by Rebecca Unsinn, described as headmaster at a school called the Porsafillo Preschool Academy, located in a striking I. M. Pei-designed building in a leafy enclave on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Dr. Unsinn walks Mr. Raz through gleaming computer labs where toddlers master C++. She proudly describes the school's Mandarin Chinese immersion program.

We are also told that Dr. Unsinn, a pediatric neurologist, was recruited to oversee the school's new genetic tests, designed to help winnow 12,000 applications for 32 available spots in next year's class. As she explains, "We now know that simple DNA testing can determine whether a child will end up at Yale or at Yonkers Community College."

Posted by Jim Zellmer at April 25, 2012 1:23 AM
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