I am a veteran of the math wars. I was there in 1995 when the shiny new California Learning Assessment System (CLAS) test told graders to award a higher score to a student who incorrectly answered a math problem about planting trees – but wrote an enthusiastic essay – than to a student who got the answer right, but with no essay.
The genius responsible for that math question explained that her goal was to present eighth-graders with “an intentionally ambiguous problem in which no one pattern can be considered the absolute answer.” Gov. Pete Wilson’s education czar, Maureen DiMarco, promptly dubbed new-new math “fuzzy crap.”
I was there in 1997, when a trendy second-grade math textbook featured a lesson called “fantasy lunch,” which instructed students to draw their fantasy lunch on paper, cut out the food and place their drawings into a bag.