School testing gets absurd Computer program suggests Madison third-grader read A Clockwork Orange

Ruth Conniff:

A few weeks ago my friend’s 8-year-old came home all excited, waving a letter from school about a test called the Scholastic Reading Inventory.
Not only did the little boy have test results showing he’d scored well above the third-grade level (no surprise to anyone who knows this avid reader), he also had a list of recommended books. Number one on the list: Arctic Dreams. Number two: A Clockwork Orange.
A Clockwork Orange?
His mom gently took the list away and scanned the titles before explaining that she would not be getting a dystopian novel about ultraviolence for her third-grader (or, for that matter, most of the other recommended books, including Guns of August, Left for Dead, and Kafka’s Metamorphosis). Then she called her son’s school, Shorewood Elementary, to ask what was going on.